girff:

do you guys feel that… it feels like… nap time

(via alyaly143)

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via pizza)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(via cumfort)

censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

(via crystallized-teardrops)

happiest:

swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it

(via fake-mermaid)

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(via acklings)

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

(via hi)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via fakenasty)

forever:

just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach

(via fake-mermaid)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(via fake-mermaid)