can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(via sorry)

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

(via asvprock)

smallcaterpilar:

I need to kiss a boy but I need that boy to not matter in my life at all

(via dillondean)

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

(via fake-mermaid)

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via asvprock)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via condom)

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(via condom)

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via andrewbelami)