99northpast3am:

The sheer amount of opportunities to get to know new people that I miss out on saddens me

(via sorry)

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

(via fake-mermaid)

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

(via cumfort)

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(via asvprock)

nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

(via lonely-california-boy)

joshpeck:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

image

(via buttlicked)

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via cumfort)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(via whalethisisawkward)

shota-nuggets:

personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase 

(via swarnpert)

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(via sorry)