sextnoise:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

(via pizza)

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(via crystallized-teardrops)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

(via stability)

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(via oknope)

girff:

do you guys feel that… it feels like… nap time

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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via pizza)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(via cumfort)